Triumph's achingly lovely Bonneville motorcycle has made it to the ripe _ old age of 50, so naturally it's invited frequent film nudist Ewan McGregor to knock up a new design on the back of a Wimpy napkin. The Bonneville's a gen-u-wine classic and, while Ewan's bike is being auctioned for UNICEF, you can buy the Belstaff-designed model instead. A twin-cylinder 865cc engine provides the go, while Nissin disc brakes take care of the, erm, stop, and its top-end poke will destroy just about any four-wheeler you care to point it in the same direction as.