Thread: 8 ways to kill someone with the iPod nano

One former Marine wrote that, we hope that you will agree is the language in cheek article 8 different ways to kill someone with the iPod.

I never understood, an iPod can be lethal weapons such… ..


1) Break into pieces and use the edge of the glass screen to cut a person in the throat.

2) Remove socks, put Nano inside it and whack your sacrifices to the temple with her.

3) Use it to reflect sunlight into the eyes of drivers and their blindness leads to a fatal accident.

4) Use an earphone cord to stifle them.

5) Dig a hole and leave exactly wooden stakes to build letahal trap. Cover and disguise the trap and leave iPod top as bait.

6) Use lithium-ion batteries to poison human food and beverage

7) Download Carpenter cheesy songs ( "We have only just begun" and recommended for ruthless ex-marine), and tell your sacrifice, you will give him or her iPod when they can listen to songs, 100 times.

Hide Lutefisk Nano in a bowl and take it to the annual Norsefest Lutefisk Eating Competition in Madison, Minnesota. (Most European readers, it certainly will not!)

Found through tuaw.com.