Thread: Thorens TD 309 Tri-Balance

After years of schlepping around for the ungrateful Princess Zelda, Link was bored. He needed a hobby. Dusting off his stacks of classic vinyl, he went in search of a deck to satisfy his audiophile desires. Nothing sated him, until he spied the Thorens TD309 Tri-Bolance. That shape seemed familiar but it also helped to reduce vibrations caused by footfall. It had a low-voltage, low noise DC motor and a set-up designed to prevent thickness in the lower registers that the team behind the turntable called '\ivoomf". Link was ecstatic; he had a new mission - the war against "woomf". The Princess could collect her own magic artefacts.